To the random guy who still steals money from girls on the street

I hope it gets you farther than it got me

because i realize that i have to go into grocery stores and take things that will keep me alive

but for some reason money is still of value to you

it’s like you realize

when you jump onto someone else

and shoot the fear you have into them instead

and rip the dollars from them

even if there isn’t much value in it anymore

you might finally have the chance

to be the richest man alive