“I need to confess something… I did it. Now, can you pass the wine?” Ellie said, looking at her BFF, Linda.

“Gurl. Whatschu do? Plus that ain’t no wine. That’s a Starbucks latte macchiato.” Linda responded.

“What did I do?” Ellie said.

“You said you did somethin’”Linda said, suspicious of Ellie.

“Ok. Fine. I’ll tell you. I killed Brandon.” Ellie responded.

“GURL U CANT JUST KILL UR EX LIKE THAT!” Linda shouted.

“Not my ex. The fish! GURL. What were you thinking?!” Ellie snapped.

“Oof-“. -Linda