8:15 am

“Neptune flooded the bathroom again.”

9:45 am

“Zero tried to hang upside down from the crystal chandelier in the lobby. When Ivy walked in he lost focus and increased the gravity. I’m gonna need you to clean that up...”

11:12 am

“Larry sent the intern on a coffee run and he brought back regular when it should have been Decaf, for the Streak. He’s running around in the labs. Give him a few minutes to get off the coffee high.”

1:03 pm

“Can we get someone over at the Familiars Facilities? The pens need cleaning.”

1:24 pm

“Ivy was breeding some sort of... fly trap/apple tree hybrid in the labs. It ended up busting through a wall with its vines! There’s insulation everywhere!”

1:56 pm

“Nature Boy let a few raccoons out in the CEO’s office as a joke. I think they’re in the vents now... I don’t suppose you could...?”

2:30 pm

“The Alchemist was testing out some itching powders... apparently it’s contagious. Could you take the infirmary’s trash out? Say, this rash on my arm doesn’t look like...?”

3:37 pm

“Hey! I–“

“No! I refuse to keep cleaning up after these toddlers! I haven’t even had my lunch break! Find someone else to sweep up the next chandelier!”

“... I was just going to say, you’ve done really well for your first day on the job. You can go home early if you want to...”

“... that is very much appreciated... I believe I have a bottle of wine at home with my name on it.”