‘Sit down. Sit.’

‘Alright.’

‘Listen. I’m gonna tell you a little story. This is the story of 3 little pigs. One day, 3 little pigs moved out of their mother’s house to build their own houses. 1 pig built his house out of hay, the other built her house out of wood, and the last one built their house out of brick. A few days later, a wolf came. He went to the first pig’s house and was able to blow it down. The first pig escaped to the second pig’s house, but the second pig’s house was blosn down as well. The third pig’s house, however, was sturdy, so his house wasn’t blown down.’

‘Oh. So what you’re saying is that me chosing to move out of my parents’s house is a mistake, and I shouldn’t do it?’

‘What? No! That’s not the- you know what, I don’t care anymore. Why not.’