12/3

Dear diary,

what a fine day it is. I just finished school and got home before I froze my ass off from the winter weather that’s rolling in. All my friends have been talking about this Morbius movie that is going to come out next week and they all want to watch it. I’ll see if we can make it a bro’s night and we all watch it together.

12/4

Dear diary,

I brought up the idea and they were all on board! We’re all going to watch Morbius when it comes out on 12/10. I’m pretty excited, we haven’t gotten to all hang out in awhile so this will definitely be fun and refreshing for all of us.

12/8

Dear Diary,

Nothings really been happening so far so sorry for not putting anything in haahaaaa (it’s my diary I can laugh in it if I want to) um but yeah for a little update the bro’s and I are about to watch Morbius in 2 days so yeah! Excited!

12/11

Dear Morbius,

He was so Morbing Morbin’ time. I’m sure he said it’s “Morbin’ time” oh my god what a Morbin’ Morbing Machine. That has to be the Morbest movie I’ve ever Morbed. Everyone in the theatre went MORBIN’ when he went MORBIN’ TIME! I think I’m in love with the Morbing Morb Master Morbius Leto

12/25

MORB MORBIUS,

I SPENT MY FAMILY’S SAVINGS TO WATCH MORBIUS IN THE THEATERS EVERYMORBDAY. I CANT STOP MORBING ALL OVER MYSELF WHEN MORBIUS ENTERS MY EYES AND MORBS ALL OVER THE MORBING SCREEN MORBIUS MORBIUS MORBIUS MORBIUS

1/10

Morbius,

They’re all dead Morbius. I morbed them because they said I couldn’t watch you anymore. I morbed my parents with a Morbing knife. I might go to jail now, but I may be able to see one more showing. Just, say the line. Say to me “it’s Morbin’ time”