To have my phone number is an absolute privilege and honor

You’ve made a list of a few good men

It’s to be handled with care

Never shared

Nor misused

No Bug-a-Boos

No FaceTimes unannounced

Don’t ever leave me on Read

And don’t call me after 12

Most importantly

never forget rule number 1

Only

And I mean only in a case of emergency shall you call my phone back to back with no answer

That’s my biggest pet peeve

If you break rule number one

You lose all contact to me