To have my phone number is an absolute privilege and honor You’ve made a list of a few good men It’s to be handled with care Never shared Nor misused No Bug-a-Boos No FaceTimes unannounced Don’t ever leave me on Read And don’t call me after 12 Most importantly never forget rule number 1 Only And I mean only in a case of emergency shall you call my phone back to back with no answer That’s my biggest pet peeve If you break rule number one You lose all contact to me