Hooman is bad. Dis is how I knows. Today I gets no fud. Cat gets fud but not me. Took drinky bowl away. Den I gets car ride which I likes but we stop at the bad place where I gets ouchies. The nice hooman ladiez smile n give me pets but I knows better. Then I gets poked and prodded by hooman they call doctrr something. Sticky poke in my leg. Another sticky poke. More hed pets then back into car. Might be hooman doing other bad who knows.

But we gets home & hooman gives me fud & treetz n loves and I curl up in my bed & hooman sez I love you Boo. Don’t know what dat meenz but I am thinking maybe hooman not so bad after all. Cat though, I think he still pretty evil.