My last TikTok only got 30,000,000,000 likes. That’s not enough; views are dropping. I’m not famous like Ted Bundy or Jojo Siwa. I’m only making just under eight billion dollars a day. Okay, you’re probably confused.

Because I am famous.

Just not actually famous. I’m fake famous.

Here’s how TikTok works. You get likes and views, and the more of those you get, the more you get because you have a more likely chance of popping up on some innocent persons’ for you page (FYP). It’s a cycle.

I may or may not have created over 300 accounts and just watched my own videos on repeat until I had many views. Don’t worry, I liked them all, too. It was actually a very effective method.

But now, a month later, it feels very wrong. I can’t receive my paychecks without sighing from the guilt.

At least I’m rich.

**A/N: just needed to post something, I might continue the story in an edit sometime because it’s concernigly short. I’m not in the mood to write (and you can definitely tell) but I wanted to keep my streak lol. And yes, it’s supposed to be exaggerated for humorous purposes.**