She was so happy

Three in the house

2 dogs and 6 cats

But definitely no mouse.

Smile on our faces

As we surveyed our home

All moving in happy

But who could’ve known.

They moved in before me

Got settled in rooms

Cats feet were buttered

But still they could zoom.

On the day I moved in

There was fear in the air

K stood in the middle

With such a mean stare.

Her anger her wrath

Came at us with rage

Who the hell was she now

What the hell is as her age?

I followed her back

Put out my arm

With words of console

She slapped away at my charm.

Next morning the same

Nasty and cold

Long story short

Her continued actions got old.

Tried not to worry

Tried not to engage

But I called her a skank

(Sent her into a rage.)

It took her a year

But she found a new house

Took her 2 cats

(Wishing her a big mouse!)

After a year in her room

Darkness and stank

She moved out her furniture

No more of the skank.

The twist to the story

To make you all laugh

I had moved out before her

Had enough of her wrath.