“I WAS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?”

“I’M SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN AN ACCIDENT??? THE ENTIRE HOUSE IS DESTROYED!”

“I KNOW, BUT THERE WAS A SPIDER!”

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME! A SPIDER?”

“IT WAS HUUGE!”

“THAT IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO LIGHT THE HOUSE ON FIRE!”

“WELL I’M SORRY! I PANICKED AND COULDN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE!”

“ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?”

“YES!! YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID I HAD ARACHNOPHOBIA!”

“I FIGURED YOU WERE JUST BEING DRAMATIC AND DIDN’T WANT TO KILL IT!”

“I LEGIT CAN’T KILL SPIDERS! I’M TOO FREAKING SCARED TO EVEN GET THAT CLOSE!”

“SO YOU LIT THE HOUSE ON FIRE??!”

“IT WAS COMING TO GET ME!!”

“WHAT THE FU-“

“THERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!”

“NOT THE BLOWTORCH!”

“AHHHHH, GET IT AWAY!”

“AHHHHH, I’M ON FIRE!”

“IT’S GONE! IT DISAPPEARED!”

“YOU PROBABLY BURNT THE MOTHERFU-“

“IT’S HEADING TOWARDS THE NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE!”

“NO! WAIT, AT LEAST CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!”

“DIE YOU NASTY LITTLE MONSTER!!! AHAHAH!”

“AHHHH!”

“AHHHH!”

“AHHHH!”