“My whole existence I’ve been nothing but nice, sure I’ve unalived a few unworthy humans, you can thank me later! And I mean who hasn’t destroyed a few city’s? Yet for some reason these pesky humans have branded me as ‘bad’! Me, the greatest spirit in the world, no, universe, ‘bad’? I think not! And-” Ugh cut of by humans AGAIN!

“Surrender now spirit!” A large - idiotic- man yells, in my face, he SPITS when he talks Y’know!

“Me? The mighty spirit of fire, surrender? How about no.”

“You asked for it!” He grins, shooting his gun.

“All I asked is that you humans back off!” I growl as I incinerate his puny bullet. “First you interrupt my dramatic monologue, then you SPIT in my face, and now you shoot a gosh darn bullet?”

“Well-” He starts but I cut him off as he did to me moments ago.

“No. This is proclamation of war!”

“You, you and what arm, army?” He asks warily.

“Glad you asked!” I whistle, a whistle the human man can’t hear, and then my army arrives.