“Dude, where’s your suitcase?”

“Um, I don’t know.”

“WHAT?!”

“Look, I’m sorry, I really am I-“

“THIS IS MY WEDDING DUDE! I’VE HAD A CRUSH ON VERONICA SINCE I MET HER!”

“I said I’m sorry-“

“YOU BETTER GET YOUR SH-“

“DUDE! IM JOKING!”

“What”

“It was a joke-“

“I’ll shove your suitcase right up your a-“