I heard it did you?

Oh is it true?

I would so love it to be true.

Wouldn’t you?

I heard in at the shop last week,

I saw old Edward looking weak.

What was I to do!

Watch him bend there, tying his shoe.

So I help him,

He thank me so achkess in the lim.

Ripe enough to swim,

Was him.

In return he told me what he heard,

At the library that day,

It left me stirred,

Yes it left me stirred.

What I heard.

This is what he said,

Old Ted,

Yes Ted,

This is what he said,

You would hear a pin drop,

You would hear a bubble pop.

So you would certainly hear Pam,

Talk about Sam?

You know the marriage has been,

Not very clean,

You have probably seen,

Not very clean

the marriage has been.

Pam talk about laces,

She talked about faces,

She talked about Sam moving places.

Yes Pam talked about laces,

She talked about faces,

She talked about Sam moving places,

Her voice so dramatic,

You know she as asthmatic,

Yes she is asthmatic,

More asthmatic,

Than the little, white mouse she keep in her attic,

But they are storeys for a different day.

Now back on our way.

She said she has told her husband to move,

Yes she told her husband to move,

Out the house she told her husband to move.

Out the house she said,

And that startled Ted.

You know he is a good friend of Sam,

Oh poor ‘ittle lam