The Awkward Photographer
Simon, a photographer from Russia has traveled to Los Angeles to snap some pics. As far as he is concerned, he’s not meeting any celebrities. “I wish I had a little bit of social interaction in me,” he thought . After he took the picture of the all the landmarks, he saw a limousine. A man stepped out, then a few seconds later Simon realized that he was staring at him. Simons jaw dropped, he knew who he was! This was LeBron James! He awkwardly got his camera and LeBron cut him off. “Woah there, may I see your camera for a minute?” Without a word, Simon gave him his camera. He signed it. “Mind if I look at some of these pictures?” LeBron asked. He stuttered, then managed to nod his head. “Oh, you forget to take the Hollywood sign picture, mind if I come with you?” Feeling embarrassed, Simon said, “I’m so sorry I’m new here and I’m not really familiar with this place and I’m not good with this situation and I’m sweating and I’m totally freaking out.” “Calm down,” LeBron said. “You wanna sprite cranberry?” “Huh?” LeBron stared at him. “Just hop in the limousine.” They reached the sign and Simon took the picture. “You just got invited to my basketball game, said LeBron. “Here’s your tickets.” “But I’m from Russia,” Simon said. “It’s the Olympics, which is in Russia,” said LeBron. “Oooh, Well, I just remembered I have to take a really important shower, and um-“ at this point he was just making up any old excuse. He ran off.