The Coyote
He’s following me. Why? Is he rabid? Is there a stick, or a rock near by I can throw?
I look over my shoulder, the coyote is still there. Just slowly following me. He’s not acting aggressive, but rabies is still a concern. Maybe I should have brought pepper spray.
I start singing to myself, to calm myself and to focus, and to somehow show this coyote I am not afraid.
He still following me.
He is getting closer, but not too close.
Is he hunting me?
Studying me?
What does he want?
I panic, and start to run. Stupid, I know. Panic does that.
Faster, and he is keeping pace, but still not over taking me.
I know there are no other humans here, I am alone with this coyote. I know also that they don’t seek out humans to hunt, but again, rabies (hey, this is Connecticut.)
I trip over a branch, and fall face first.
I’m slightly dazed, and turn over.
The coyote is standing over me, staring.
He drops something.
It’s my wallet. I didn’t realize I dropped it.
I dumbly pick it up, and look at the coyote.
He looks back for a bit, then sighs.
“You could say ‘thank you,’ you know,” the coyote says, shaking his head.
I’m still sitting in the middle of the trail, watching him walk off. I hear him mutter, “Humans these days, so rude.”
A good thirty minutes pass, and I am still sitting in the middle of the trail, trying to figure out what just happened.