“Man, I wish I was a cat” I thought to myself, I looked at my cat be lazy as can be and I hoped and wished I were a cat for a day. They have it made, they don’t have to do chores, get a job, go to school or do anything hard, they can bathe whenever and wherever they want, it’s so unfair. I sat down in front of the T.V and turned on my favorite show, I started to doze off and eventually fell asleep. The next morning I woke up refreshed and-and on the floor? “Hmm, maybe I fell off the couch!” Buuuut, I wasn’t even near the couch, in fact I was by the door.... I decided to refresh myself and take a nice warm shower, I trotted up the stairs and looked in my mirror, I was a cat. I thought I was just seeing things, I rubbed my eyes and I looked in the mirror again, I was. A. CAT. WHAT???!? I decided to take advantage of my new cat life, I trotted back down the stairs and plopped my new cat body on the couch, one problem though, my little toe beans have trouble pressing the remote buttons, I struggled for a bit and then I finally got it, I watched TV then I got hungry, I walked over to my food bowl and there was some kibble left I took one bite and spit it right back out, it was so disgusting 🤢, I walked over to the fridge and I opened it and grabbed a cold slice of pizza, sooo... yummmmmyyyyy. I went back to the couch and sat down and fell asleep. I woke up and walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and I was human again!! “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” I shrieked.