April paced back and forth in the living room, her hands flailing in the air like a conductor leading a symphony of chaos. "Jonathan, how could you do this to me?!" she exclaimed, her voice reaching a decibel level that threatened to send the neighbors running for cover.

Jonathan blinked, his expression a mix of confusion and irritation. "Do what, April? I'm not following."

April stopped abruptly, turning to face him with a dramatic flourish. "Oh, don't you dare play dumb with me! You know exactly what you did!’’ She exclaimed with a waggling finger and a look that would have sent a puppy running with its tail tucked.

Jonathan rolled his eyes. "I really don't. You'll have to enlighten me."

April clasped her hands to her chest, her eyes wide with hurt. "You forgot... you forgot to put the toilet seat down!" she gasped, as if it were the greatest tragedy in the history of mankind.

Jonathan's confusion deepened. "Is that what this is about? April, come on, it's not that big of a deal."

"Not that big of a deal?!" April echoed, her voice rising to a pitch that could rival a soprano opera singer. "Jonathan, do you realize the sheer magnitude of the catastrophe that could have occurred? One wrong move and I could have plunged into the depths of the abyss, never to be seen again! Is a sudden departure from this world the tragic fate that you truly wish upon me? Because I’ll have you know, Jonathan, that this was life or death! Life. Or. Death!!"

Jonathan struggled to maintain his composure, a smirk tugging at the corners of his lips. "Okay, maybe I underestimated the gravity of the situation."

"Underestimated?" April exclaimed. She threw her hands up in exasperation, tugging at the frizzy red curls that had fallen loose. . "You have a knack for understatement! This was a cataclysmic event of epic proportions!" She screeched, wide eyed, Rocking back and forth on her heels.

Jonathan couldn't help but chuckle. "Alright, April, I get it. I'll make sure to double-check the toilet seat from now on. Happy?"

April's expression softened, her dramatic demeanor melting away as she gave him a grateful smile. "Oh, Jonathan, you have no idea what a weight off my shoulders that is! Now, let us never speak of this harrowing ordeal again!"

Jonathan nodded, relieved to see April returning to her usual self. "Agreed. And maybe next time, we can avoid the melodrama."

April gasped in offense. "Melodrama? Me? Jonathan, how dare you! My expressions are as subtle as a sledgehammer, thank you very much!"

Jonathan laughed, shaking his head as he followed her out of the room. "You never fail to entertain, April."