It’s A Me, A Mario

I Blink, where am I?? a second ago I was just playing Mario Odessy on my switch?


I look around, i smell the air, and I hear grass crunching underneath me, it’s very sunny here, that’s weird, it’s supposed to be winter?


I blink a few times and notice that I’m surrounded with a plethora of mushrooms. That means a lot of mushrooms.


My view shifts and I see a giant castle not so far off from where I am.. where am I again?


I turn around in an attempt to deduce where I came from l, and I see a giant green pipe. Big. Green.


My thoughts were disturbed by the sound of screaming coming from inside. The green pipe shot out a red looking figure who soared above me and landed into some big mushrooms.


Once I regained tract of my thoughts I realized what had happened , I had somehow, gotten sucked into the game.


I quickly pick up a nearby stick to defend myself and to allow me to stomp….. koopas


I slowly step towards the landing location of the unidentified object in the hopes of investigation.


I hear some groans and the person emerges upwards. I point the stick towards them as they slowly massage their head and look up.


They have the mustache and THE Iconic red hat and blue overalls


Once they catch sight of me, they let out a loud Italian “AAHHH” and I responded in exactly the same way.


The person raised their hands in defense and said “WOAH WOAH WOAH”


His voice was very familiar….


He cleared his throat and said ,”it’s-a-me…a-Mario…” with absolutely no excitement or Italian.


I dropped the stick and realized… it’s Chris Pratt

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