We are gathered here today my friends, with grief and not in joy For a dastardly deeds been done this eve, was it panic? Was it ploy? A man’s been slain to entertain, who did it? We don’t know. But with every interaction, our list of suspects grows Motive? Weapon? Execution? Every pun intended Intrigue, clues, and twists abound, all disbelief suspended A murder’s been committed here, and now we seek the truth A victim lies before us, and the next one could be you…