“So we go in the middle of the night”

“Obviously”

“I wear my tux and you bring your inflatable dinosaur costume”

“I thought this would be stealth?”

“Alright, you bring your deflated dinosaur costume”

“I’ll inflate it as we escape”

“Wearing my _charming _tuxedo I seduce the guards and have them fainted with sheer blood pressure”

“As if, you’d be lucky if the teller didn’t press the silent alarm with your masquerade mask on entry”

“And your dinosaur would do better.”

“Much!”

“Go on then.”

“I’d enter with my Dino costume inflated, walk up to the teller and casually bite her head off, naturally I’d have done this the whole way there so no witnesses until the end.”

“Of course.”

“I’d steal the money from the registers and bag it up, take her hand or cough up one of the heads to get into the vault and then boom. Quiet escape.”

“Genius, only one problem.”

“What?”

“Am I just the handsome getaway driver?”

“No… you’d help me with the bags and steal the show when we escape!”

“Hell yeah!”

“-nd be my scapegoat-“

“-what?”

“Nothing”

“Haha so where do you want to go?”

“Usual spot?”

“Usual spot.”