I’d let you shit in my bed, piss on the floor

Wait for you to leave the room before cleaning it up, so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.

Turn a blind eye.

You never talk back, but if you did, I’d let you

Scream in my face

Drain my bank account

5000 cash bail for a quick thrill

Jail tattoo, scars on your belly

From swallowing a ball after the vanity of chewing wore thin

My American pit bull terrier

My all American boy

My only child

My favorite child