I pull in, park , and slowly exit my vehicle. From across the lot rushes this man. He moves briskly straight in my direction. His energy matches that of a snake ready to strike. I move from vehicle to vehicle trying to avoid his fangs. He moves with perect precision, slithering in and out between the cars, stalking his prey.

He is dressed to the nines, hair slicked straight back. Clearly this disguise is used to overompensate for the ugliness that is hidden within him. I know his type. The kind to not bat an eye when trapping the less fortunate into buying lemons. He is all about the sale. All about making a quick buck.

He is closing the distance now. A false smile, and a quick wave. I am now within distance for him to sink in his fangs.

He strikes.

“Good morning!!! Can i get you in a new car today!”