“Never judge a book by its cover.”

Or so they say,

Is not what people do today.

They look,

They judge,

They laugh and sneer,

And that’s what brings Fred Myers here.

You see,

Dear Fred is a nice guy,

But not too pleasing to the eye.

He has blue skin,

No nose,

No hair,

And makes it rain everywhere.

Let’s not forget Dear Freddy’s eyes,

Their glazed white stare sees through your mind.

If you’re an asshole,

He’s sure to see,

And will take care of you accordingly.

He’ll fill your lungs with drops of rain

And stop you from breathing air again.

When you see him,

do not stare

For he can be seen anywhere.