It’s simple. Whatever I do I do it the best. Let me take you back; two years ago I was given a curse so to speak. I was desperate to know if a girl liked me, so I went to a fortune teller to ask if she had advice or something spiritual to say you know?

It turns out that this fortune teller was really legit and since I was so kind to her while I got my fortune taken she put a spell on me letting me become amazing at everything I try, no matter how hard I try at it.

Let me give an example. I’m on this soccer team that was like super prestigious, but I was known as easily the worst player. I went to practice the day after my fortune and immediately was amazing, and the coaches noticed quickly as well. They decided to start me the next match we had and I dominated, getting a hat trick almost all on my own, basically cementing me as the new best player on the team.

I decided to try my not so curse on a different sport, basketball. I had never played basketball as I was not very tall and couldn’t jump high either. My school was having its tryouts and I was placed against the team captain as a joke apparently for a game of one on one. My body seemed to take over doing things I never knew I could, I dunked on him several times, crossing him up left and right completely sweeping him. I of course made the team after displaying my almost superhuman feats against the team captain, and once again started the first game. Now I felt bad for my idea of course, but I had to know if I tried my hardest to fail if I even could. When the day of the game came around I did everything I could to give myself a stomachache but nothing even came close to working. I went on the court with my shoes untied but a referee caught me doing this and tied them for me. I purposely tried to trip over someone during the game and it ended up with me throwing an amazing alioop to my teammate and my school winning the game.