Oh what suspense, the bomb’s about to blow

The timer ticks, my heart puts on a show

But here’s a Tide ad—gripping, apropos

I’d rather be clothes washing—how’d you know?

Last minute confession before they’re through

Wait! Farmer’s Dog dog-food service debuts?

Sorry Fido, your old favorite must go!

I love subscriptions it seems—how’d you know?

The hero leaps, the plane begins to dive

Wendy’s new Frosty! Wait, did he survive?

Ten more ads back to back, all in a row

I needed that distraction—how’d you know?