POEM STARTER
Submitted by Elowyn Abernathy
Write an ode, but make it sarcastic.
An ode is a poem that normally focuses on a subject in a positive and glorifying light. Think about how you'll make the tone obviously sarcastic.
Love Of Streaming (Ads)
Oh what suspense, the bomb’s about to blow
The timer ticks, my heart puts on a show
But here’s a Tide ad—gripping, apropos
I’d rather be clothes washing—how’d you know?
Last minute confession before they’re through
Wait! Farmer’s Dog dog-food service debuts?
Sorry Fido, your old favorite must go!
I love subscriptions it seems—how’d you know?
The hero leaps, the plane begins to dive
Wendy’s new Frosty! Wait, did he survive?
Ten more ads back to back, all in a row
I needed that distraction—how’d you know?
Comments 0
Loading...
