And as i stepped in from the outside And as i fought to shield my eyes And as the tears welled down my face As i cried And as you turned your head to stare And as that other guy glared And as you began to explain As i yet cried out in pain And as i thundered out the house And as you, my lovely spouse And as you and your new guy shook As i said angrily “Farewell, my almost lover..” And you were crying too.