I woke up one morning and looked in the mirror and for once could not see my self.

That’s fine I wasn’t pretty or handsome any way.

I went down stairs opened the fridge made my self toast and cereals

I heard a scream a cup of tea smashed shattered into little pieces with a face as white as snow

A ghost she screamed

I shouted it’s me

She said who’s me it’s me

Ring on her mobile call the father oh lord

Stared at my hands could not see my hands or my own body

I realised I was invisible

I thought this is so cool

Then the door came in with father from the local church armed with cross trying to perform an exorcism

I took the keys and quietly left through the front door

I was laughing this was a joke

My dog was outside

I said come here buddy he stood bemused confused and started barking wildly. It was a pain she did not recognise me.

She growled and bit my hand

Looked down I could not see my hand but I could see droplets of blood on the floor

I needed a bandage but how could I get medical treatment if nobody could see me

I walked in pain to a local off license

Cool I was invisible I could go and steal and nobody would notice

May be I had the power to make objects I steal invisible I wondered.

Went in through the automatic door

Woman at the counter said that was a strong wind tried to heck if there was fault with the door

Went down the isles

Picked up some sterips and bandages ran like mad

The security guard chased after me a small pair of bandages mysteriously suspended running away.

It’s very lonely being invisible not being heard or even seen

I need companionship

One advantage you can spy on hot woman almost any where.

I’m starting to lose my sanity

I munched through a hot dog could see the food but. Not seeing the digestion of even chewing it

I could be the best criminal mastermind the world has ever known

No one would know me of my fame they cannot see me

How do I let people know you are invisible

News reporters came down to the store claims stolen by a ghost robbed at gunpoint by a ghost.

I’m famous unseen I would live and die unknown unseen no loved ones or friends and die in infamy of obscurity a fate worse than solitary confinement existence .