Seasonal Alphabet
A is for autumn which comes every year.
B is for bountiful harvest.
C is for changing weather whenever it feels like.
D is for too damn rainy!
E is for everything going to sleep.
F is for frogs hibernating in the mud.
G is for good tidings of great joy.
H is for holidays that everyone celebrates.
I is for instant regret when you look at your bank statement.
J is for just another year passing by.
K is for krampus who should take you away.
L is for losing your mind trying to drive in the snow.
M is for marigolds making you sneeze.
N is for new blossoms popping from the ground.
O is for outside, where snow melts and grass returns.
P is for pollen which aggravates the allergies.
Q is for questions about birds and bees.
R is for reproduction, the answers to questions.
S is for sun, making things warm.
T is for tanning, sprawled on you tummy.
U is for umbrella to keep shade on the beach.
V is for vanilla ice cream dripping off your cone.
W is water in pools and thrown balloons.
X is for xenia, more pollen aggravation.
Y is for years, which keep repeating as the planet spins round.
Z is for zilch cuz I’ve got nothing left to say.