hi there! i know you don't know me. and i don't know you! but i have this little problem. you see, my daughter Amber is really REALLY sick. she needs important medicine, which we do not have access to. i love her so much with all my heart, but i can't save her without your help. she's my precious little daughter and i can't imagine the world without her. so what do you say? you'll help? oh thank you so much, kind stranger. the world is beautiful. the thing is, this kind of help requires some not exactly 'legal' stuff. i need to steal some of the medicine from a top secret lab, as it is the ONLY way she will be okay again.....and be with me. i know, it's not the best way, but my daughter's life is on the line! please help. i love her so much. oh you will? me oh my, thank you. i can't thank you enough for this. i am forever in your debt. ok. so we break in. get the medicine. get out. k? and again, thank you ever so much.

two hours pass

i never had a daughter. thanks again.