are you smart, or are you stupid? or are you right in the middle? if you are, you’re actually just stupid but too embarrassed to admit it! you’re welcome. however, if you think that you’re smart, come on down, let’s see how smart you really are playing the smarty pants game.

an oddly intelligent pair of pants will quiz you, starting with basic topics to complex concepts. you will be playing against other clothing items, such as: jorts, jeggings, cutoffs, jiapers and many more!

winning this game leads to a grand prize of bragging rights, but most importantly pride, which you’ll never have because it’s impossible to win!

if you don’t think you’re smart, still come on down, it’s more entertaining and makes for better ratings, which is only better for us. if you’re worried, it’s okay! it’s not rocket science, dumbfuck! for us, there’s no way to go but up, but not for you, though.

so, please, come make a fool of yourself here at the smarty pants game: where our success comes from your ridicule!