She walks in the room, holding her clipboard. Her face is mournful but also suspicious of those around her.

“Okay, I won’t ask again. Who.killed. Her?”

Everyone exchanges nervous glances. One of them killed Her.

“You’ll all be considered guilty of not.”

CHARACTER A: amused “I know who did it.”

SHE: “Spill it then.”

CHARACTER A: smirk “Not saying.”

SHE: sigh “Okay. Next, fess up. Or else.”

CHARACTER B: trembling “I didn’t kill Her.”

SHE: unamused “Next.”

CHARACTER A: snidely remarking “Ha. You’ll never know.”

SHE: angrily “Shut up. I’m calling you Snide.”

SNIDE: politely “Excuse you?”

SHE: ignoring “Next.”

CHARACTER C: emotionless “I didn’t kill her. She was a really good friend of mine. Last night, we were at McDonalds ordering a Big Mac.”

SNIDE: sudden “She doesn’t like Big Macs.” scrambles away.

CHARACTER C: stoic “She does.” I

SHE: watching it all unfold with delight “This is delightful.”

SNIDE: “what?”

CHARACTER B: smirking “Ha.”

CHARACTER C: “I smell something..” passes out

SHE: you all fell into my trap. You acted EXACTLY how I wanted.”

CHARACTER B: I killed Her.