Do you think they call it the runs because you have to run to the bathroom when you have them or because of the manner in which it comes out?

What?

Is it the because you RUN there or because it’s runny?

why (like what is wrong with you type of why)

when I walked in today I watched someone from the first floor run from their car to their office and they had the look of like “i’m going to shit myself right now.” they weren’t late, so I figured the only thing they could’ve been doing is running to the bathroom because they had to drop a mongo duker. and then I was like “wait, is that why they call it the runs? because you have to RUN when you get it? but no I think you’re probably right…

I didn’t even answer

it’s probably because it’s runny when it comes out. it’s a nod to the texture of the poop as it leaves your butthole

you’ve been thinking about this all day??

*shakes his head while returning to work* thanks man