“Sure, I’ll do it!” I tell Mrs. Barkley, my neighbor.

I let the money take over. I said yes to babysitting the Barkley’s.

I showed up the next day at the front door. Hoping I come out alive. I knocked on the door and Mrs. Barkley answered and welcomed me. She said she’ll be back at 11:00. It was only 6:00.

It wax a nightmare. Tomas, the youngest was hanging on the ceiling fan. There was food all over the walls and Penny was flinging peas with a spoon everywhere. I ran out the door and sat on the porch until 10:30 and when I went back in, they were sleeping. I decided I would too. When I woke up, I had a mustache with red marker. Now I am 95 and I never went within ten feet since.