I’m a thief, been stealing since i was two years old. I don’t think i steal things for the right reasons exactly. I mean when i was two i just wanted a toy another kid had. But now… there’s something about stealing that makes it justified, in my mind at least. I mean, i share the things i steal with the other kids who aren’t as adept as i am at taking things we don’t technically deserve. All the people i take from are rather wealthy too, but i’m not all moral and just. A job is a job, and if someone wants me to steal something for them, i will.

With the kingdom i live in it’s not exactly a terrible crime either. I mean the wealthy are like, SUPER wealthy. And i try not to steal heirlooms or anything like that. Still, i couldn’t help the feeling that i was begging to get caught eventually. And then i did. But they… let me go? It was so strange, it was as if they wanted me to take their things. Although they may have just been scared, i look wayyyy more aggresive than i am. At least, i think. So yeah, that’s my life, steal from the rich to give to my friends, don’t take anything sentimental, and if i get caught just intimidate my way out. That one will probably come in handy again. I don’t have much in the way of morals, but i don’t have much of anything else either, so i guess it all works out.