The more things change, The more they stay the same. The more tools we make, the harder life becomes.

"Hey hun have you seen the scissors?" asked the Wife.

"No," Said the husband. "In fact, They have been missing for a while so I went out and baught a new pair. They are sitting on the dining room table."

The wife dissapeared for a moment and then came back with a hard plastic package, featuring a black pair of scissors, and even harder nylon zip ties to hold the scissors in place. "These Scissors?"

"Those are the ones."

"Okay well help me get them open." The wife demanded, as she tried to rip the plastic open, to no avail.

The husband then tried himself. After a few moments of struggling and getting nowhere Both of them looked at the package with disbeleif.

"Why do they have to make these so hard to open!?" The husband asked.

"You know what would help?" The wife smirked.

"what?"

"Scissors."