How long have I been asleep? It must have been a thousand years.

Turns out I was only blind

Put on a pair of new glasses to look through

Because I had figured I was in love

Before I met you I put them on

and when the flags popped up I never saw their red hue

I only noticed their shimmer and ripples in the wind

"How beautiful they are. It's like they were planted here just for me. How kind of him."

I thought everything was pink

Because I had figured I was in love

I took them off to see if there were any other colors

And I said "Look how beautiful!"

And you stopped when you noticed I was no longer blinded.

You stared in disgust.