“You should run for president! Your so wise! If anyone could bring world peace it would be you!”

I stared over my cup of jasmine tea, at my sister that sat across from me, her ecstatic face lit by the television. I shook my head rather violently.

“Oh no, I would have funded three rebellions against me in the first hour and by the end of the day I would have accidentally started a nuclear holocaust.”

“No, you wouldn’t!”

I narrowed my eyes and sipped my tea.

“You know how much I like to hit the big red button.”

She thought about all the times I got us into trouble after repeatedly being told to NOT do something. She nodded.

“Okay maybe you shouldn’t be allowed in a nuclear store room...”