The birthday is coming,

And the skies are blue.

The birthday girl is very excited,

As I’m very excited, too.

She is turning the big 2 0,

And it’s very scary.

It’s almost scary as,

The famous Bloody Mary.

She wakes up and sees the cake,

But then she goes, I had my birthday yesterday

I look at her confused, and say..

“What kinda car do you get”

And she says “a yellow Hyundai”

We look around, confused.

We don’t know what to do.

She looks at me and says,

“You got me jewelry, too”

I ask her how she knows,

And she she responds with is,

“I have my ‘ways’”….