I’m getting a cat

To eat all my rats

Those big fat rats

Now my cat is fat

And eats no more more rats

For there are no more rats in my flat

I’m getting a cat

Hope it doesn’t ruin my fancy mat

…on my mat it spat

Then ran away, and into the wall it went splat

I got a cat

It jumped on my lap as I sat

So I gave it a pat

I think I will get it a cute hat

My cat does not say a word, it will not chat

I have a cat

My brother to it is such a brat

So on his face my cat sat

And when it sees my brat, my cat will scat

A man asked if he could have a cat

He wanted to teach it how to bat

My cat does not like bats

I told the man he better scat

I love my cat

I have a cat

My cat fought another cat

They were both very good at combat

I had a cat

Someone tried to take my cat

A lady with a big vat

She lived with lots of bats

Come back, cat!

…I miss my cat

Back home is my cat

It did not like those bats

But it liked the lady’s rats

My cat again is fat

More cats my cat has begat

I now have many cats

I gave those new cats away

As advised by my friend Nat

To the lad who liked to bat

To the person who sold bats

To the lady who sold vats

And for the lady with a vat and bats

A big, black cat!

I gave a cat to my good friend Nat

She had a big problem with gnats

But her new cat smushed them flat

Now Nat has no more gnats

Though he may be fat

And often go splat

And begat too many cats

And ruin my nice mats

I still love my cat