My friend Billy is a big fish,

He enjoys eating foods out of my blue dish.

Sometimes, billy stares at me like he’s crazy!

When he bites my arm, my head feels hazy.

Billy met my mom one day,

“But someone took her away!”

Said Billy, ketchup smeared over his big lips.

My friend Billy signed papers, is now my dad!

“ My daughter,” he would say, “ Your sister rad!”

Im happy with my new family,

Though sometimes, I feel him driving me to insanity.

Im still happy with my fishy dad,

“ Your the best dad i’ve ever—”

Said five year old Martha Green, right before the man dressed in a fish costume slit her throat.

News headline: girl is mistaken.