I’ve had a bad luck streak for a few years. And by a few years, I mean 21 consecutive years where I’ve been thrown shit balls. Just recently, I’ve failed Chemistry. For the second time. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Seriously? You failed the same class twice.” Yes. Oh and last march I backed into a car and the woman committed insurance fraud, which increased by car insurance to a diabolical amount. This is just the tip of the iceberg from hell. However, there is one good thing that I have been graced with. Her. The prettiest goddamn girl ever. She’s everything I have ever wanted. Now, that “everything I have ever wanted” is stranded with me in a cave. Why are we in a cave? Couldn’t fucking tell you. We were driving up the mountain for a weekend trip to a cabin.