They say money can’t by happiness. The stacks gathered on the table in front of me suggest people think otherwise.

I’ve always found it quite funny how desperate people get for their petty desires.

Now you may think I’m cruel, but focus your attention on the real villains here. They endorse my lifestyle.

In my defence, my methods are usually flexible. I would prefer it if they requested quick and easy methods but if they’re twisted enough to resort to this, they’re twisted enough for a lot more. I only do what the client wants and nothing more.

If you think about it, it may not seem so bad an idea as you would have initially thought. No need to tip toe around the issue.

People are going to kill, but not all of them want to bloody their hands.

Money can’t buy happiness. They’ll realise that soon enough. But death isn’t something you can change.