I was free falling for what seemed like hours. I was racing through the sky like an Amtrak train. Or was that the ground? Thud! I peeled my eyes open before I could have another thought, to see the tallest flames I’ve ever seen dancing around me. I focused my vision to directly in front of me. Standing in a maid’s outfit was none other than Adolf Hitler. He was bent over in front of me with a pineapple hanging out of his ass. I blinked, thinking I must be dreaming. Nope. Still surrounded by flames and pineapple Hitler. At that instant I know what was going on: I had died and gone to hell.