Dear CPS (child protective services)

My uncle is a weird person. His name is Malakai and he stands out from the crowd since he always wears a tattered trench coat. He often use to pick me up from school and my classmates would say he’s scary. I don’t see that. They say his eyes stare into the souls of people and say he’s a serial killer. But my uncle is way to nice to do that. One day a cat scratched my eye as I tried to pet it. A day later he got me an exact replica of it as a stuffed animal. It even had its pointed teeth and claws intact yet it didn’t move. It’s as if the cat was froze in place. My uncle was the only one who ever raised me and i don’t care what anyone says. One day we were walking next to each other in a park as his umbrella was above me and people on the street couldn’t help but look at him. I asked him why and he always told me it’s because he’s very attractive. While he’s not ugly I don’t see him as attractive either. One thing worries me about him sometimes. He often leaves for days on end as I fend for myself only to come back really hurt and tired. I often would make him food because he always said food is the best medicine. He just needs to stop worrying me and then everything will be happy and well.

From, Maxwell Jones