*BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP* my food is done heating in the microwave I have a hair on my sweater where did that come from? Probably the dogs or was it the cat? Actually my hair is shorter now it could be one of mine. *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* oh right my food is done what are they saying? What’s that sound? Seems like the a/c OUCH that fucking hurt I hate that carpet well the pattern is okay but I wouldn’t have picked it myself I wonder what made those scratches on the floor it kind of looks like someone dragged furniture that should have been carried instead why does my wrist hurt? Why does my wrist hurt? Did I do something? Now that was a weird twinge in my side I wonder if I have cancer or maybe just a stomach ache I might be hungry I should eat something *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* shit I forgot my food I hope it’s still warm it’s not set the timer for another minute don’t get distracted this time well now I’m bored I might as well do the dishes while I eat *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* but my hands are still in the dishwater I’ll just finish these it’ll only take a second but the trash is full I’ll just take it out and now there are no bags I should sweep that up *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* oh right my food I’m hungry I have a hair on my sweater