Something is weird about these paintings in this museum. I have a pretty good eye for art and I’ve studied it for years. Frankly, I’m disappointed and offended that the docent is pretending nothing is amiss.

I can’t believe I had to pay admissions to this farce. Every painting is hopelessly fake. The crook that copied them didn’t even try. I think I will give a bad review once I can find an anonymous way of doing so.

I don’t want to make waves. After all, the ignorant often attack you for being right. No, I’ll just stifle my disgust. No one likes a know it all. Instead, I will investigate this obvious crime clandestinely and bring this gallery of grift to justice!