I’ll let you in on a little secret: I have the power to be invisible.

Started when I was about ten. Me and a friend were dabbling with the occult. Yes, it’s pretty young to be doing that sort of thing, but what can I say - I had an unusual childhood. Anyway, we found some spells on the internet on the site www.abracadabra.com. It was meant to be just a joke. Gordon, my friend, asked for a million dollars, which didn’t materialise. We asked for other stuff too, like naked girls. They too, did not appear in front of us. Anyway, pretty soon we got bored and said our goodbyes and I cycled home. Later that night, bored again, I again checked out the site. This time it looked different. I don’t know, it just had a different feel. I scrolled through a list of spells til I found one on invisibility. How cool would that be! I thought, then I read the spell out loud. Nothing happened, but I felt funny inside, sort of had a stomach ache.

“Stupid abracadabra site!” I said out loud. It was then that it happened. My hands and then my arms became invisible, then the rest of me. I stood up and walked to the mirror. Yes, it was real - I was invisible! I was pretty shocked let me tell you! I wondered how it happened. I figured that it must have been me saying “abracadabra” at the end of the spell. I wanted to check this out so I sat down at my desk and searched the spell list again. A kitten. That was a nice thing to ask for. I said the spell for a kitten then said “abracadabra”. A cute ginger kitten appeared on my desk!

That was twenty years ago. Since then I have lived an incredible life, as you can imagine. All manner of riches have been mine. I’ve met famous people, done extraordinary things - you name it, I’ve had it or done it. I also found out a way to reverse spells. No use being invisible all the time! That secret I will not divulge.

The kitten I kept. He and I had a great time through my teenage years.

I now live in an opulent penthouse apartment with two dobermans, a maid, a butler, a personal chef and a personal trainer. They cater to my needs, well, almost every need. I have good friends in the top circles of society. Yes, my life is pretty amazing.

I have never told anyone my secret. They think I have earned my lifestyle by sheer hard work. Ha! Fools!

There is only one thing missing - a woman. I’ve had girlfriends, sure, but I’d love to have someone special in my life. Trouble is, I can’t trust anyone. There’s a girl I’m currently dating- Isabella - she’s a Polish supermodel. Sometimes I think about telling her my secrets but I always back off at the last minute.

Actually I’m seeing her tonight. I’ll meet her at her hotel room then I’ll take her somewhere special for a nice dinner.

I’d better get going. I told her I’d be there at seven.

I’m feeling a bit daring tonight!

I might just risk a bit of invisibility...

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“How did you get in here? How did you get past security?”

“I couldn’t possibly tell you...”