Scout: “Hey, Hey Blackjack. Hey.” Blackjack: “Wh-What? Scout get out of here.” Scout: “I’m joining you on the bed.” Blackjack: “Oh no you’re not. Don’t you even- Hey!” Scout: “Hah! I told you I’m coming up. Now move over.” Blackjack: “Get off!” Scout: “Heeeey, woah Blackjack. I wanna sleep with my human.” Blackjack: “I’m sleeping with MY human.” Scout: “She’s not just yours fur for brains.” Blackjack: “Oh yeah? And what’re you gonna do about it lumpy?” Scout: “Lumpy? Lumpy?! They are not lumps!” Blackjack: “GET OFF THE BED!” Scout: “NO!” Blackjack: “I’ll rip your head off!” Scout: “Try me bi-!” Human: “Who’s hungry?!” Scout: “Food?” Blackjack: “Food?” Scout: “Fuck you!” Blackjack: “Fuck you too!” Scout: “Food! Oh food. Get in my mouth you food.” Blackjack: “You are so weird.” Scout: “Am not. Dis is da best!” Blackjack: “I bet you’d has sex with your food bowl at this point.” Scout: “Heh.” Blackjack: “What? What do you mean ‘heh’?” Scout: “Hehe.” Blackjack: “No….” Scout: “Yes.” Blackjack: “You did not.” Scout: “With your bowl.” Blackjack: “With…..BLEG!” Human: “Blackjack! Baby no! Here, go outside, you too Scout.”