Scout: “Hey, Hey Blackjack. Hey.”

Blackjack: “Wh-What? Scout get out of here.”

Scout: “I’m joining you on the bed.”

Blackjack: “Oh no you’re not. Don’t you even- Hey!”

Scout: “Hah! I told you I’m coming up. Now move over.”

Blackjack: “Get off!”

Scout: “Heeeey, woah Blackjack. I wanna sleep with my human.”

Blackjack: “I’m sleeping with MY human.”

Scout: “She’s not just yours fur for brains.”

Blackjack: “Oh yeah? And what’re you gonna do about it lumpy?”

Scout: “Lumpy? Lumpy?! They are not lumps!”

Blackjack: “GET OFF THE BED!”

Scout: “NO!”

Blackjack: “I’ll rip your head off!”

Scout: “Try me bi-!”

Human: “Who’s hungry?!”

Scout: “Food?”

Blackjack: “Food?”

Scout: “Fuck you!”

Blackjack: “Fuck you too!”

Scout: “Food! Oh food. Get in my mouth you food.”

Blackjack: “You are so weird.”

Scout: “Am not. Dis is da best!”

Blackjack: “I bet you’d has sex with your food bowl at this point.”

Scout: “Heh.”

Blackjack: “What? What do you mean ‘heh’?”

Scout: “Hehe.”

Blackjack: “No….”

Scout: “Yes.”

Blackjack: “You did not.”

Scout: “With your bowl.”

Blackjack: “With…..BLEG!”

Human: “Blackjack! Baby no! Here, go outside, you too Scout.”