I’ve heard her pray a million times before and this wasn’t it. This women would be on her knees for hours urging God to bless our home our union and our future kids that were a mere thought at that time. The point is she prayed a lot so I knew what that sounded like. However as I picked up the phone it was clear she was having a real conversation and she was talking to someone she knew intimately.

What really got me all in a twist was the fact that she was referring to him as God, Yahweh and El Shaddai. Now talking to God isn’t an alien concept. Actually having a conversation rather than prayer is quite common too. The issue was why on earth or heaven was she talking to him on the phone?? The phone in the kitchen of all places. Okay that’s not too relevant. What is that matter at hand is my darling wife has the big man’s direct number.

I was part shocked, part concerned and part reassured. Not only was she not having

an affair she was thanking him for me, our marriage and our children. Unfortunately I never heard any response from the other side, yet somehow it was the greatest conversation I’ve ever had the pleasure of stumbling across.

How did it end you ask? I don’t know I left them to it. I might give him a call myself one of these days.