I really envy your ability to stay home and not have to ever lift a finger. You must please your husband in all the right ways to get him on board.

Ha, I really do. Peter falls asleep with a smile on his face every night. But I must say, I envy your ability to eat half a gallon of ice cream every day…and your toilet is immaculate. Almost like you clean it every day. What do you use?

My toilet is clean because we are clean people, Sheryl. We eat clean, we don’t let the yellow mellow. Now your house is positively spotless. So much energy you have! I can only imagine your husband let’s you get a good night sleep every night.

I married a good man, Donna. There’s still a few good ones out there that’ll agree with your interesting lifestyle. I know a woman who found a man that took in both her AND her mother.

I’m just grateful that my mother still wants to see me every day. The joy she takes in making me breakfast every morning…well I’m sure when you finally got into those jeans you’ve been hanging onto, yours will come around and enjoy you too.

Oh my lanta, Donna, aren’t you just a peach.